You and I have a lot in common, Cody. Anyways, I'm going to start this blog by making promises I don't intend on keeping, which is strangely similar to my 2nd and 5th marriages.
1. I promise to avoid over-sharing (I actually take pride in how much I sound like Mrs. Francisco right now). I don't want to mentally scar you with how much you know about me, some of my friends are already like that, and now they know who I really am. I think Kendra put it best when she said that I'm "the Devil".
2. I promise to make jokes that make sense. This post is probably already riddled with things that don't make sense, but whatever. I'm new. Like the tattoo on the back of the neck of the girl that sits in front of me in history says, "Don't Judge." (except imagine that in a flowery, cursive script)
3. I promise that I won't make any spelling or grammatical errors. They annoy me way more than they should, and I know that I'm a bad person for being as picky as I am. Especially because I probably make mistakes just like everyone else.
4. I promise not to get religious. No one likes a person that connects everything back to Jesus Christ, I'm living proof of that.
5. I promise to publish a post daily. This promise is already making my inner self laugh too hard.
Well, five is good enough for now. Hopefully this blog won't waste your homework time.
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